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Grape Ape is an Indica-dominant strain that packs a fruity and floral bouquet of aromas as well as a strong dose of THC. I’ve never gravitated towards Indica strains, mainly because I’ve developed an affinity for Sativas, but on rare occasions, I’ll grab a couple of grams of a budtender-recommended Indica strain. Grape Ape is…
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Aquarius, it’s a good, productive month! You should consider smoking the sativa strain, Durban Poison for managing tasks, and some strong indica edibles to wind down and get good rest. Lots going on, including planning and looking ahead. Take care of your home- if there’s a plumbing problem, fix it. Resolve conflicts, address paperwork,…
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Leo, you’ve been thinking of important, big goals lately through feeling inspired, or having no other choice than to make changes. Possibilities are open and urgent early this month. Try smoking some Orange Haze, a sweet hybrid for its inspirational, euphoric, uplifting effects. It’ll help when you’re fleshing out the goals. Friends can urge…
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Adulting is such a funny term, because as I’ve aged, I have realized no one ever truly feels like an adult. Or perhaps they do, and such a feeling is unfathomable to me. Even though I can reflect back on my growth, I still struggle to take care of the basics. I know many of…
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With the Avengers franchise finally ending, what better way to celebrate than to match corresponding cannabis strains to their later phase Avengers! Whether it’s to honor your favorite of the fallen, or just find that perfect high for enjoying right before you hit the theater for Endgame, see if these strains remind you of…
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With the Avengers franchise finally ending, what better way to celebrate than to match corresponding cannabis strains to their original Avengers. Is there any other way to go see a new Marvel flick without hotboxing the car in the movie theater parking garage? Luckily, there’s a reason why these heroes have the code names…
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The Jupiter Kush cannabis strain is an indica dominant hybrid strain that provides a creative, energetic boost while still being a fully cerebral and physical high. Jupiter Kush provides a nicely balanced combination of the best of both worlds. With a THC level of 12-16% Jupiter Kush weed has a host of medical uses that…
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The Platinum Gorilla Glue strain is a house favorite here at RealFunctional. Platinum Gorilla Glue is a close relative to the hugely popular Gorilla Glue #4. Bred in Colorado, the inclusion of Platinum Kush genetics helped produce a deeper body high, which became a treat for those who enjoy the intensity of the original but…
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The cannabis strain Animal Cookies is an indica dominant hybrid whose claim to fame is its potent effects due to its parent strains. A potent strain with some famous genetics, Animal Cookies — sometimes also known as Animal Crackers — is a relatively recent indica hybrid. Bred by Canadian seed bank BC Bud Depot, it…
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Headband OG is a cannabis strain that crosses two renowned strains, OG Kush and Sour Diesel, to create a powerful, stimulating effect on the mind. The Headband OG strain is said to make consumers feel the sensation of a slight tightening around their temples, hence the name Headband OG. INFO Headband OG has fairly high…
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