Diablo Strain Review

The Diablo strain, also known as Diablo OG, is a sativa-dominant hybrid with a 60/40 ratio. Diablo is a cross between Next Generation’s Diablo and OG Kush. Diablo is an incredibly potent strain that isn’t to be underestimated. The effects are said to last for hours, giving consumers a nice burst of energy and euphoria.…

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Mad Max Strain Review

Mad Max, also known as Mad Max OG or Mad Max #33, is a sativa dominant hybrid with a 60/40 ratio. Mad Max #33 is a new strain from DutchFem that is created by crossing Amnesia Haze with Top44. The amnesia haze originated from Dutch Republic. Its nature and tastes are hereditary from the Dutch…

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True OG Strain Review

  True OG is one of those classic, iconic strains known for mellowing the smoker far out. “OG” stands for “Ocean Grown,” a southern California that gives off somewhat of a accurate surfer vibe. It’s not Original Gangster in this case… much more befitting for a beachy athlete. This strain is zen, relaxed, yet good…

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Versace Strain Review

  Versace is one of those strains where the designer facet is right in the name. Bred from Sour Diesel, OG Kush, and Granddaddy Purple, 3 notoriously crystal-heavy strains. The trichomes blend well together and interact to create an intense head high. The Sour Diesel wakes up a stagnant mind, layered with the bodily relaxation…

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Sour Tangie Strain Review

  Sativas are definitely not for everyone, but I believe they get a worse reputation than they deserve. Almost all of my smoking friends won’t even try a hit if the strain is a dominant sativa. When I do decide to buy a sativa, I’ll usually express some hesitancy and go for a hybrid. The…

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Ghost Train Haze Strain Review

Ghost Train Haze is an iconic and mind-altering strain that has won a reputation as one of the highest potency strains on the market. With roots in Denver, Colorado, Ghost Train Haze has made its way to the West Coast and across the nation as a series of cuts, each with their own unique twist,…

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Grape Ape Strain Review

Grape Ape is an Indica-dominant strain that packs a fruity and floral bouquet of aromas as well as a strong dose of THC. I’ve never gravitated towards Indica strains, mainly because I’ve developed an affinity for Sativas, but on rare occasions, I’ll grab a couple of grams of a budtender-recommended Indica strain. Grape Ape is…

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JUPITER KUSH STRAIN REVIEW

The Jupiter Kush cannabis strain is an indica dominant hybrid strain that provides a creative, energetic boost while still being a fully cerebral and physical high. Jupiter Kush provides a nicely balanced combination of the best of both worlds. With a THC level of 12-16% Jupiter Kush weed has a host of medical uses that…

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PLATINUM GORILLA GLUE STRAIN REVIEW

The Platinum Gorilla Glue strain is a house favorite here at RealFunctional. Platinum Gorilla Glue is a close relative to the hugely popular Gorilla Glue #4. Bred in Colorado, the inclusion of Platinum Kush genetics helped produce a deeper body high, which became a treat for those who enjoy the intensity of the original but…

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ANIMAL COOKIES STRAIN REVIEW

The cannabis strain Animal Cookies is an indica dominant hybrid whose claim to fame is its potent effects due to its parent strains. A potent strain with some famous genetics, Animal Cookies — sometimes also known as Animal Crackers — is a relatively recent indica hybrid. Bred by Canadian seed bank BC Bud Depot, it…

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