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How we experience cannabis is always different yet still the same, and we want to share them with you.
Have you been lucky your whole adult, weed-smoking life in having limited contact with any from of the police? At this point in my life, I can no longer claim such good fortune, and although I can expand no further, I thought I would take this time to brush up on what you should…
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Cannabis has been a recreational drug of choice for me for years now. But for those who indulge in anything beyond cannabis, it should not be discounted for its medicinal use as the best hangover cure. I don’t partake in alcohol too much these days, but I think most casually partying adults have had…
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Welcome to September, 2019! Hot girl summer is winding down, and grand theft autumn is gearing up! Kidding, kidding. Trust me stargazers, the rest of September is a lot for us all! But read on to see what the 9th month of 2019 holds for you and what strains you might try holding in…
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Welcome to September, 2019! Hot girl summer is winding down, and grand theft autumn is gearing up! Kidding, kidding. Trust me stargazers, the rest of September is a lot for us all! But read on to see what the 9th month of 2019 holds for you and what strains you might try holding in…
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Lowell Cafe is officially opening at the start of September, and I for one am oh so excited. I’m already planning to have my birthday party there in December, even though no consumer has yet to set foot inside- that’s how sure I am that this is a good idea! Finally, a place for…
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With so many different strains and types of cannabis, it’s no wonder so many consumers are turning to sites like RealFunctional for advice and what kind of strain to smoke and when. It’s hard to keep track of! Some individuals can be snob-like in their pursuit of a specific strain, which is reasonable in…
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A few weeks ago, I was pleasantly surprised to see on my list of Netflix recommendations, a tile for Rocko’s Modern Life, with a 2019 release date attached. Naturally, I stopped and watched the trailer, with extremely mixed feelings. If you’re a cannabis-loving Millennial, I would be willing to wager you might have grown…
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Portland, Oregon is full of diversity, culture, nature, and plenty of weed. Cannabis was legalized for recreational use in July 2016 for adults 21 and older. While locals and visitors can’t consume cannabis in public, there is some wiggle room, especially if you’re discreet and responsible about it. Downtown Portland has tons of bars, restaurants,…
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Imagine packing a bowl of a top-shelf strain, sitting back in your plush seating, donning the best pair of headphones you’ve got, and listening to hypnotic and trippy instrumental songs as you take a big fat rip from a premium bong. Although you may not always have the time to sit back and listen to…
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The hunt for excellent smoke-sesh music is no small task to whoever is handed the controls to the stereo. Whenever I’m getting high with good friends, and they turn on some jams, I always make sure to ask. Curating a gigantic smoke playlist is easy, and even fun, but the trouble with a playlist…
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