For the past few weeks, I’ve been on a miserable low-sugar diet and I’ve missed my sweets tremendously. This has caused me to satisfy my sweet tooth in my local dispensary, by way of dessert flavored strains. On my recent trip to my local shop, I came across a very interesting confection in the Wedding Cake Sugar Crystals from Lifted Cannabis, based out of Washington State for just $18 a gram. At first glance, this extract was amazing to look at as it shined like little golden diamonds in the light. I honestly did a double-take as this gear appeared otherworldly. Now, to give you a little background on her lineage, Wedding Cake is an Indica-Dominant Hybrid that crosses Cherry Pie & Girl Scout Cookies. However, a few respected growers and breeders in the industry believe it is actually a cross of Animal Mints and Triangle Kush. The results are said to be heavy as well as delicious.
I decided to go with my Toro Glass Bubbler for this session and as soon as I opened the jar to the extract, I was hit in the face with heavy aromas of Diesel and Berry. There was also I slight pine finish that also caught my attention. As I dug my nail into the Wedding Cake Sugar Crystals I was very pleased with the consistency of the wax as it was very easy to control the size of my dab. I scooped up a healthy-sized glob and once it made contact with the quartz banger, it was goodnight. This stuff was strong and instantly I found myself tasting delicious notes of gas and grapes. Upon exhale, I could instantly feel the stone throughout my head and body. Within a few seconds, I was sweating profusely and left trying to catch my breath. I wouldn’t say this was a harsh vapor but it was thick and had my lungs fully expanded. Let me tell you, these crystals are not for the rookies as they had me couch-lock faded off one hit for a solid two hours. I would recommend this sample for those looking for strong narcotic relief as the Wedding Cake Crystals gave me the pain relief I desire as I suffer from debilitating back ailments. I also found the Sugar Crystals to be the perfect bedtime treat as it knocked me out cold. I awoke the next morning still a tad faded which in my opinion is always a great sign.
Overall, the Wedding Cake Sugar Crystals were exactly what I was looking for. When it came to her flavor and pungency, the Wedding Cake had a delicious Diesel and Berry flavor that lasted well after exhale. I was more than pleased with the overall terpene profile so I gave the Wedding Cake Crystals a score of 9.6/10. When it came to the strength and potency of the Wedding Cake Sugar Crystals, this is where she truly shined as this stuff was as strong as anything I have sampled in the past few weeks. The heavy narcotic fade was able to mellow me out and put me in a perfect place for relaxation and relief so I gave it a 9.7/10 earning it one of the highest scores I’ve given this year. All in all, I was extremely pleased with the Wedding Cake Sugar Crystals and would definitely recommend if you’re lucky enough to find them on a shelf near you.