With the holidays right around the corner, I’ve been trying to save money any way I can, which means no more buying any top-shelf extracts or as my friend calls them “Elon Musk gear.” So I was on the hunt for something on the cheaper side recently, when I came across the Guava Cookies Sauce from Slab Mechanix out of Tacoma, Washington for $20 USD at my local dispensary. To give you some lineage background, Guava Cookies is a Sativa-Dominant (30%/70%) hybrid that crosses the legendary Girl Scout Cookies with C99 Pineapple Willy and the results are said to be a connoisseur’s delight. I had never heard of the Guava Cookies so for me, this was very exciting.
I decided to go with my David Goldstein Fritted Disc Bubbler for this session and my first impression of the Guava Cookies was her color as she was an almost off-white sauce which I found to be absolutely mouth-watering. As soon as I opened the jar, I could smell mellow notes of Melons and Diesel Cookies. The aroma wasn’t overwhelming but It was noticeable and very pleasant. As I dug my nail into the sauce, I was very pleased with the consistency which was more like a thin batter that was very easy to work with. I dug my nail into the sauce and grabbed a healthy-sized dab and as soon as it hit the quartz banger, I was instantly able to taste her Girl Scout Cookies terpenes along with a smooth melon finish which I’m sure is where she gets her name from. Upon exhale, I could instantly feel her stone which left me absolutely baked without being destroyed. This was a great stone for the day as I was able to focus and get stuff done while still feeling baked. I also enjoyed the Guava Cookies as it relieved me of my chronic neck and back pains and gave me the relaxation I desire.
At the end of the day, the Guava Cookies was a delicious sample that I enjoyed, especially at the price point of $20. When it came to her flavor and pungency, the Guava Cookies had a great bouquet of diesel and sweet melons that was very acceptable so for that reason I gave her a score of 9.0/10. In terms of her strength and potency, the Guava Cookies was a great high for someone not looking to get couch-locked while still feeling a nice heady stone. I was nice and stoned for a solid two hours without being devastated so I had to give the Guava Cookies Sauce a score of 9.2/10. Overall, the Guava Cookies was a wonderful sample for the price that I would highly recommend you give it a shot if you see it on a shelf near you.
